SEX ED. 101

Guys Like To LOOK.

The sooner wives, girlfriends and significant others learn this fundamental aspect of the male half of the species, we’ll be more than halfway towards uniting Venus and Mars.

I’m very lucky to have a wife who already understands this genetically ingrained trait, accepts it and d0es not interfere in my guilty little pleasures.  I usually get to go through the Fredericks catalog first…

Speaking of which – what guy doesn’t like lingerie?  Its the concealing that’s revealing – right?  The catalog companies are on record as admitting that they ship more to men than they do to women, so I know I can’t be the only one who appreciates thigh-high stockings, stiletto heels, tiny little skirts and thongs, not to mention bustiers, baby dolls, merry widows and corsets.

I’m probably a little more educated than most when it comes to the names they call these things ($150 bucks for two pieces of netting and a strap!?!) because I was seriously contemptlating going into the business (fyi – distributor to dealer markups about 80% average, dealer to retail, upwards of 200% markup).  Most guys just say “wow, how do I get you out of that thing?”

It doesn’t matter.  You don’t need to know what they’re called to appreciate them.  So here’s a little selection for your ‘just looking fix’:  if the S.O. gives you any grief, tell her its all about paintball…

Not bad for a start – leather and lace, with a collar and some built-in tiedowns.

mmmm – velvet choker and garter belts

You don’t need any more logs on that fire…

And a little something for the vinyl crowd.  Do you think she needs to be locked up – or just wants to be?

Just about everything in this one…

And this one you could take to the field with you – but don’t plan on any extracurricular activity out behind the bunkers;  those jeans are so tight they’re gonna take an hour to get off.

Ooo.  Heels.  That lead up to thighs, that move on to hips…

These last two will give you a run for your money.  Kinda looks like they wanna hurt ya.  And make you do things…

Think fast:  Play a game against the Russian Legion with Magued guesting or spend a little quality time with these two doing things?

Images courtesy of Doxy Lingerie and Lingerie Diva.  I don’t think they’ll mind the free PR.