I’m sorry. I just couldn’t resist.

I found this on Ebay today.

The ad copy said (among other things): ”Very few men like the feeling of teeth on their penis. Teeth can cause discomfort, cuts, and scratches to the skin if you are not careful.”

Umm. Okay.  

You, or someone you’re sharing a bed with, puts this thing in their mouth like they’re getting ready to play football.  Then you break out all the other optional equipment.